Open on a famous athlete.
Cut to a less famous one.
Now, an atypical sport.
Don't forget the filter.
Commence booming voice over. Something broad...
"Dedication."
Hey, look… A paralympian!
"More vague narrating. Because this isn't just about athletes. It’s about a corporation."
"Have you noticed our rhetorical questions?"
"Have you noticed our moms?"
"Have you noticed our repetition?"
"Now."
"One."
"Word."
"Sentences."
"For."
"Emphasis."
"Concluding with a long-winded, dragging on more than before, continuation of saying stuff that sounds impressive, dear God it’s a summation of everything… okay—finally—our tagline inexplicably featuring a made-up word."
"We Know Powergy."
The last frame. You can cry now.
