“American Horror Story: Asylum” Recapped With Stick Figures (ep 2.04)

Over at Queerty, they’ve taken to recapping a terrifying show in a very un-scary way. (Spoiler altert: stick figures can still spoil things.)

Jason G. Sweeten 6 months ago 1 response

“American Horror Story: Asylum” Recapped With Stick Figures (ep 2.03)

When retelling a gory piece of television, sometimes it’s best to hear it in a way that’s significantly less scary. (Spoiler altert: stick figures can still spoil things.)

Jason G. Sweeten 6 months ago respond

If Lana Del Rey Were Actually In A Video Game

Finally, we all know what that song was about.

Jason G. Sweeten 8 months ago 1 response

What Every Commercial During The 2012 Olympics Was Basically Like

I’m just getting over our withdrawals from the games themselves and now I’ve reached a second-level of deprivation: I need my anthemic, motivational, tear-inducing commercials. Because if a historical, athletic achievement isn’t enough to break you down, a magnificent paper towel commercial sure is.

Jason G. Sweeten 9 months ago 76 responses

21 Fortune Cookies With Something Extra To Give… In Bed

After noshing on sesame chicken, these desserts leave us with their vaguest wisdom. But the never-too-old joke of adding “in bed” gives that said wisdom a more… useful context.

Jason G. Sweeten 9 months ago 1 response