Do You Still Have A Job At BuzzFeed?

How many years have you worked at BuzzFeed?

Less than 2

2-3

3-4

I remember when our holiday bonus was a drawing of a cat, and the CEO presented it as an investment.

What’s your department?

Editorial

Business

Technology

For the last two years I’ve done nothing but write personality quizzes. My boss assured me that I could try other things within the department, but she was just laid off.

Are you a manager?

No

Yes

Yes. But that’s because it was the only way for me to advance here. Then there wasn’t much training, and now I fear I’m doing a poor job. But also, I can’t revert to being a writer because they say that I'm needed. It's so confusing.

What’s your favorite BuzzFeed memory?

Seeing Grumpy Cat!

All the LOLs.

Meeting Cole Sprouse!!! From Riverdale!!!

The Try Guys spent eight hours trying to pop a weather balloon right by my desk. It was for Facebook live, and the noise was very distracting. I missed a deadline, and my boss called me incompetent via Slack.

Are you proud to say you work for BuzzFeed?

Of course.

Not really

When I tell people at parties, “I work at BuzzFeed,” their faces light up. They have so many questions. And I feel so special. What will I become when this part of my identity is stripped away?

Remember all that free Chobani?

Yes!

Such a good perk.

That blueberry was yum.

Once I was so burnout that I sobbed in my HR representative's office. She hugged me and said everything would be okay. We were going to work out a plan, but then she stopped responding to my emails.

Wasn’t our holiday party lit?

AF!

Loved it!

I got sooooo drunk.

Did you know? When you were spending that money on appetizers and an open bar? Did you know that were were paying for a celebration at the expense of people’s livelihoods?

You bring a dog to the office! Does that help?

Yes!

Cats plz!

I'm allergic :(

Pay for my unused PTO.

Where do you see yourself in six months?

Working for another media company.

Finishing my book.

Going back to grad school.

I’d like to negotiate for more health insurance. I’ve just started reading about COBRA, and it’s so expensive. Please, I was a freelancer for years and that health insurance was so horrible.

And finally, pick a color!

Red

Blue

Green

Unionize your media company.

Do You Still Have A Job At BuzzFeed?

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