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The Romney Sons: A Guide

While watching the results from Iowa last night, you may have noticed that the Romney boys look a lot like they were vampires werewolves vampires that were cut out of the “Twilight” movies. Well here’s your guide to the attractive Romney progeny.

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The Romney Sons: A Guide
Jack Moore

1. The Romneys In 1982

(L-R) Mitt, Tagg, Ben, Matt, Craig, Ann, and Josh.

Source: boston.com

2. The Romneys In 2011 (Sans Matt And Josh)

(L-R) Craig, his wife Mary, Mitt, Ann, Ben, his wife Andelynne, Tagg’s wife Jennifer, Tagg

Image by Elise Amendola / AP

3. The Romneys Last Night (Sans Ben)

(L-R) Matt, Ann, Josh, Mitt, Craig and Tagg

Image by Charlie Neibergall / AP

4. Taggart (Tagg) Romney

Photo by Greg Minor

-Born: 1970
-Married to Jennifer
-Has three children
-Managing Partner at Solamere Capital
-Lives outside Boston
-Enjoys the music of Billy Joel
-Doesn’t actually “get wasted” on election nights. Does joke about it though.

Source: saintanselm

Jennifer and Tagg

Source: @tromney

6. Matt Romney

(AP Photos)

-Born: 1971
-Married to Laurie
-Has three children
-Senior Vice President of Capital Markets at Excel Trust, Inc
-Lives In San Diego
-His favorite musicians are “Cake, Ozomatli, The Shins, Iz, White Stripes, Beck, Coldplay, Led Zeppelin, Luna, and Bob Marley”
-Will probably not be making any more birther jokes at rallies
-Matt’s Myspace page

Matt, Laurie, and their kids in 2006.

Source: myspace.com

9. Josh Romney

-Born: 1975
-Married to Jen
-Has three children
-Real estate developer and owner of Romney Ventures
-Lives in Salt Lake City
-David Kochel’s favorite of the Romney sons
-Has shown an interest in going into politics
-Josh’s Myspace page

Source: drakeu

(Photo by Mike Terry, Deseret News)

Jen, Josh and their children

Image by Kevork Djansezian / Getty Images
Image by Joe Kaleita / AP

(L-R) Josh Romney, Ann Romney, Matt Romney

Image by Charles Rex Arbogast / AP

14. Ben Romney

-Born: 1978
-Married to Andelyne
-Does not have children
-Doctor of Internal Medicine
-Lives in Boston
-Has a yorkie-poodle mix that Mitt calls his “grand-dog”
-Ben’s Myspace page

Source: talkradionews

Ben’s Myspace photo

Source: myspace.com

16. Craig Romney

-Born: 1981
-Married to Mary
-Has two children
-Lives in San Diego (recently moved from New York City)
-Works in Real Estate
-Believes that Tina Fey and company modeled Jack Donaghy’s hair off of his father’s.
-Was smart enough to make his Myspace page private.

Image by Charles Rex Arbogast / AP
Image by LM Otero / AP

Craig and Mary, 1980s style

Craig’s Family Christmas Card

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