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    Farren LeNae, Life is Truly Like a Box of Jalapeño Peppers!

    Isn't it great how spicy life can be from time to time. The excitement of being unemployed, (personal experience there), the joy of losing your retirement in the stock market, the thrill of seeing your ex-wife take all your money, and then telling everyone how you stole from her. It just doesn't get much better than that. Thank God for Farren LeNae this morning. I am not sure I would have had the strength to get out of bed if it weren't for me running across her. Not literally, and I am just joking honey if you are reading this. I have to say this stuff, people won't listen to me otherwise.