Way to rewrite Cracked articles there, Buzzfeed. Good job!
Way to rewrite Cracked articles there, Buzzfeed. Good job!
Add a verse: “they got solar powered roofs and generators… Power goes out, still selling Gatorade ers. Move into towns and eat up small businesses but don’t you worry,
Ma and pop’ll be greeterrrrrrs!! The Walmart song!
Memorable chemical smells. Farts. Heh heh.
Shoulda bought stock in that cardboard box factory.
Nightmare town!!
Boring.
Aziz can do no wrong.
21 is the best.
We’re all Christians, I’m just more Christian-y than you are.
Fail.