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Two Words: BUSINESS CASUAL.
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Plenty of time to patent your one-of-a-kind "DADGETS"
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When the baby naps, YOU nap!
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Only requires 1 daily conference call: "No, honey... everything's great! Take your time coming home."
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Full use of the corporate jet.
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Kids make perfect props for video game references (that they don't quite understand yet).
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Gives whole new meaning to the term "baby weight."
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You can help your kid become the next Justin Bieber... or do everything humanly possible to avoid it. Your call!
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Your boss is still irrational, needy, loud, & cranky... but she can now be silenced with a shiny toy!
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Can you say chick magnet???
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Your kids have no reason to doubt that you actually DO fight crime while they're asleep.
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Bottom line—you don’t miss out on stuff like this!
