Posted on Nov 28, 2013

22 Grumpy People Who Are Definitely Not Thankful This Thanksgiving

Instead of turkey and stuffing, these grumps are telling the world to STFU. Inspired by Parks and Rec writer Joe Mande's incredible Twitter experiment.

by Jordan Zakarin

BuzzFeed Staff

Erica Nichole âœŒ
@EricaNichole4
I'm not thankful for shit. Fuck this family! They can ALL go straight to hell!
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DatBoi Robbi
@robertriordan3
I'm not thankful for shit #sluts
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santoy
@youngsobii
I ain't thankful for shit I hope everyone has a shitty thanks giving and I hope your turkey is dry as fuck
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ggggaaaabbbyyy
@bansheeee_
I fucking hate this holiday. I'm not thankful for shit. Judge me if ya want but I don't give a flying fuck.
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Blake W Rostine
@brostine
parents bought WHEAT-THINS instead of TRISCUITS so im not thankful at all
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Justin Vardis _/.\_
@jvusername_26
I'm not thankful for shit. Fuck thanksgiving. Pilgrims are gay.
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Monica
@Naheada
Fuck thanksgiving im not thankful for shit
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WHITE ISLEY BROTHER
@SKETCHYWIGGER
im not gettin my dick pulled or sucked on at this exact moment so I ain't thankful for SHIT
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mo
@Moriahkrzzzzzzz
I'm not thankful for shit right now beCAUSE MY SIMS SLEPT THROUGH WORK & NOW THEYRE FIRED
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Areola Kingpin
@DAVID_LEE_GARZA
I ain't thankful for shit. I'm gonna be how the Native American Indians should've been---SELFISH.
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@luigii666
I ain't thankful for shit this year has been shity ass fuck since school started and everything has gone to shit but I don't care anymore (:
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Will
@WillVelvin
The fuck people cook so many damn vegetables for I ain't thankful for that shit ion eat that shit
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alexxanderalexxander
@AVSVPZander
i ain't thankful for shit cuz am a spoiled little shit brat so ya thx
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Christina
@Cssalt
Not thankful 4 calculus, Mrs. Glass!!!!
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Francisco Lopez
@F_Lopez96
I'm not thankful for being forced to go to some random ass house cuz my mom is too fucking lazy to make food here.
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Andrew Skipto Pena
@pena_skipto
I am not thankful because yesterday I did leg workouts and my legs hurt!
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Number 559
@StevenThetronk
I'm thankful for having to work today hahahaha not.
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Megan Dunlap
@MegDUNLAP21
Twitter does not care what you're thankful for...
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A$AP AJ
@aj_plis
All u are full of shit. You're not thankful.
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Loved By Jesus
@_Burnt_Toastah_
One thing I am not thankful for is chemistry... I hope you realize that Chemistry!!! You are the worst! Even though I wanna be a chemist...
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Mason Bellamy
@masonbellamy
I am NOT thankful for @YouTube. These ads constantly loading on the side of the page are REALLY making me angry. #VideosWillNotPlaySmoothly
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Edward Swisherhands
@AyeFuckWoody
Im not thankful for shit
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