Someone Is Trying To Sell Their High School On Craigslist

Graduating Allen High School in Dallas, TX senior, @JayMuni25, doesn't need his high school anymore. If you're in the market for a school with like 800 rooms and a couple hunna SmartBoards, this may be the place for you!

Here's the ad:

dallas.craigslist.org

Here's the description again, in case you couldn't read it:

dallas.craigslist.org

I don't know what thots are, and I'm not sure I want to find out.

Do the "police officer" have names? Are they one person, with or without a name?

I'm just going to assume that a Cadillac Preforming Arts Center is a place where they design, but do not assemble Cadillac motor vehicles.

This is by far the school's best selling point.

Remind you of anything?

"Hmm, I don't like his racist advertising, but I DO love expedited chicken purchasing!"

He knows from previous experience. He has to, otherwise it would be false advertising.

Those are all the amounts I need of those things!!

Also, any building near a donut (doughnut) place is PRIME REAL ESTATE

So hit this dude up on twitter (link up top) ASAP! THIS PLACE IS GONNA GO FAST!

Also, if you're graduating from high school or college this guy seems like he knows what he's doing—you might want him to be your real estate agent.