Dear GOD. why is this straight boy NOT GAY?! it’s not fair, you can have back any republican gay, and we’ll take Darren Criss. lol
Seriously, he’s one talented guy, adorable, gorgeous, cute, sexy, has a singing voice, can act, makes straight girls and gay men’s hearts go all a twitter (the nervous kind not the internet kind)
I would only ask Darren one thing,and only one thing: Please PLEASE do not ever shave your chest ever again. that is all.

yeah, I was at first thinking “pleez, this is too fay even for me” then 007 said “what makes you think this is my first time?” and I CLUTCHED MY MOTHA FAKIN’ PEARLS! *gasp!* *melt* DONE.

Saber-BOOTY BOOTY BOOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN’ ERRYWHERE!

YES. YES. WHY EEEH ESSS, YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

holly shiz! it is Whitney Houston’s I’m Your Baby Tonight, haha  

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