1. You have to be in love to WooHoo.
2. You can get rid of anyone who’s annoying you by building a wall around them and watching them die.
3. Drowning people is totally OK.
4. Peeing yourself is a pretty regular occurrence.
5. You have complete control over your appearance.
Not in real life. Here, you're stuck with whichever unfortunate combination of genes your parents landed you with.