Give Fall Foliage Some Privacy You Creeps

    Stop gawking at those poor leaves.

    Every fall a bunch of creeps get their jollies from just ogling trees like they're a bunch of meat.

    You're so THIRSTY for beautiful fall colors you never once stopped to consider the trees and their privacy.

    YOU JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH CAN YOU?

    You call it autumn. You know what the trees call it? Being violated.

    And they don't appreciate your little comments like "Oh so pretty" or "look at those vivid colors!"

    And it's not like you're staring the rest of the year.

    The thirstiest leaf voyeurs call it "leaf peeping."

    NOTHING good is called "peeping."

    YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF GAME?

    So let the trees have a little DIGNITY.