People like to hate on the Kardashians for being famous for no reason. But in a way, getting famous without any real talent is actually more impressive than getting famous for a clear reason. It’s like magic. And so are you. You’re going to go far in life even if no one knows why.
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You got Carrot Top. Sorry. But don’t forget, he’s very successful and very buff. You too shall be successful, and maybe most recognized for your hair.
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The meaning of the word “hipster” is debated. Is it someone with ironic facial hair and a questionable hat who lives in Williamsburg and LOVES vinyl? Perhaps. But much like hipsters, you defy definition. You’re a Renaissance man/woman just living life.
Everyone likes to call Crocs ugly, and they absolutely are, but foot comfort is an important part of life. And so are you. Maybe some people think you’re silly, but you’re DAMN IMPORTANT.
Uggs are often referenced as one of the least fashionable footwear options available. But they’re soft on the outside and warm and fuzzy on the inside, like you. You give people that warm fuzzy feeling they crave, just by being you.
Congratulations. In the world of hated things, Nickelback has become a benchmark that all other hated things are compared to. It’s a big deal. It means you’re legendary. You’re destined to make a name for yourself. Somehow.
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Comic Sans is a classic font. It gets a lot of hate these days, but it was a true pioneer in typography. Similarly, you are a pioneer in your own life. Forging your own trail and just generally kicking ass.
Internet Explorer is probably the most mocked web browser. But despite all the mockery, it’s still pretty popular. Like Internet Explorer, you don’t let the haters get you down. They simply can’t. Nobody what anybody says, you’re always gold.