1. Someone tries to save discarded wrapping paper.
2. An ornament breaks.
3. An adult is aggressively insistent that Santa is real.
4. Someone shakes a gift.
5. For every visible Santa hat in the room.
6. For every homemade ornament on the tree that looks like actual garbage.
7. A debate breaks out over when to open presents.
8. Someone gets passive-aggressive.
9. Someone says the presents are too pretty to open.
10. Someone insists on listening to the ear torture that is "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" or The Chipmunks.
11. Someone doesn't understand what their gift is.
12. A cat gets tangled in the tree.
13. Someone makes a creepy reference to being "naughty or nice."
14. Someone clearly fakes liking their gift.
15. Someone tells you you're getting coal.
16. Someone gets packaging rage from an impossible-to-open plastic clamshell.
17. Someone starts crying.
18. Debate breaks out over what Christmas movie to watch.
19. If it's after 3 p.m. and you're still wearing pajamas.
20. A child warms everyone's hearts.
21. A child annoys everyone.
22. Something is clearly regifted.
23. Glitter gets everywhere.
