Buzz·Posted on Jan 31, 2013The 25 Most Depressing Nail Polish Color Names Of All TimeWhoever names nail polish shades is sending out a serious cry for help.by Joanna BornsBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 25. Plenty Of Fish In The Sea 24. Keep Up The Flame 23. Jaded 22. Jail Bait 21. Conga Line 20. Lonesome Dove 19. Shocking Seas 18. Eternal Optimist 17. Black Star 16. Breakfast In Red 15. Grey Area 14. Spaghetti Strap 13. Thanks A Latte 12. Cougar Attack 11. My Silicone Popped 10. Ants In My Pants 9. Sugar Daddy 8. Gone Grey 7. I Lilac You 6. Wine Not 5. Are Mermaids Real? 4. Mr. Sandman 3. My Button Fell Off 2. No Place Like Chrome 1. I Only Eat Salads