1.
People are always ignoring you because your face isn't super animated.
2.
Everyone thinks you're dead when you're actually totally alive.
3.
You can't subtly let people know that you're super bored because you always look bored.
4.
People think you're not an exciting person.
5.
People think you're not listening to them just because you look dead.
6.
You constantly have to remind people, "Yes! I'm alive!"
7.
People always address your friends instead of you when asking, "Is he/she dead?"
8.
People randomly call 911 because they think that you're dead and then it's a whole thing.
9.
People are always saying dumb stuff like, "Oh my god! I've never seen a dead body before! Except my grandma's funeral."
10.
But in the end, it's not so bad because you DO look dead...dead sexy. And everyone just has to deal with it.
