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25 Totally Excruciating Silicon Valley Problems

The struggle is real.

1. Losing your drone:

2. When your neighbor doesn’t understand that you’re trying to PIVOT right now.

3. Coming face to face with plebeian fruit:

4. Deciding which two Segways to take out for your morning stroll.

5. Coming up with a fresh #meme for your Bitcoin billboard.

6. When someone’s parked in YOUR space:

7. Forgetting to mine before you dine:

8. This:

9. Not knowing you got Zucked:

10. Picking out a hilarious joke sticker for your wheels.

Only in Silicon Valley. Spotted in a Tesla.

— DillonNotes (@Mike Dillon)

11. When not all walls are writeable.

12. Snagging the inspirational vanity plate of your dreams.

13. Distractions making it hard to #disrupt from your home office.

Those dang leaf blowers... #paloaltoproblems

— BrettKoerten (@Brett Koerten)

14. Deciding whether to save your VC money or spend it on prom.

15. Picking out the perfect set of binary code window decorations:

16. Choosing the right bumper sticker for your parents.

17. Getting the perfect creepshot of your fellow diners:

18. Deciding which color of hybrid to buy.

19. When all the charging stations are being used by LESSER hybrids:

20. Being in a city that doesn’t even Uber.

21. Figuring out which shack to buy with your millions.

22. Expressing yourself with your own iHorse.

23. Crushing it on branding:

A prime example of why the bubble might burst one day. #siliconvalley #problems

— noznozawa (@Noz Nozawa)

24. Trying to make your Honda fit in:

25. Drowning in money you make by selling people different money.

Until you’re not.

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