1. First of all, have you ever seen a more glorious sight?
2. Who cares that it doesn't "feel like Christmas"? In case you forgot, THIS is what "feeling like Christmas" means.
3. Nope, our only icicles are the ones that light up our rooftops.
4. And decorating is a lot more fun when you don't have to worry about a blizzard ruining everything.
5. Our snowmen never melt.
6. AND they can come in the pool with us.
7. Our trees don't shed needles all over the place.
8. We can totally wear boots in the winter, but we also don't have to.
9. Florida Christmas means you get to eat Publix's seasonal ice cream flavors.
10. This is the only bundling up we need to do for the holidays.
11. And Christmas means a small break from season, because lots of snowbirds go back up north for a couple of weeks.
12. In the winter our humidity also takes a break, so you can hang out outside as much as you want.
13. It still totally snows in Florida! It's just that our snow falls at Disney World.
14. And OMG, it's January and you can still hang out here.
15. Our white Christmas also happens to come with a sunset and a warm ocean in the background.
16. We can string Christmas lights without having to worry about things like hypothermia or enormous down jackets getting in the way.
17. Speaking of lights, have you seen palm trees with Christmas lights? It's even more festive than normal trees.
18. Flowers and holiday lights are an unbeatable combination.
19. And we can walk around to see our neighbor's lights without freezing.
20. Our Christmas parades happen on boats.
21. And our snowflakes come in all sorts of colors, not just white.
22. Florida always manages to spread Christmas cheer, even in the places where you may least expect it.
23. And of course, you can gloat to your northern relatives about all of the above.
