Things Millennial Guys Love

    Inspired by this.

    Reddit.

    Kate Upton.

    Bow ties.

    Bioshock Infinite.

    David Foster Wallace.

    Mansplaining Bitcoins.

    Texting the letter "k."

    Fantasy sports teams for sports they would never ever play.

    The Wire.

    Going to EDM shows so they can quasi-ironically grind.

    Android phones.

    Boat shoes.

    Redtube.

    Ray-Bans.

    Kid Cudi.

    American Apparel tri-blend V-necks.

    Game of Thrones.

    Childish Gambino.

    These boots:

    Brewing their own beer.

    Louis CK.

    Jorts.

    (Thanks to the ladies of BuzzFeed for all of the inspiring suggestions.)