3. Asking, “Is your car running OK?” and then handing the phone off to your mom.
5. Sirius radio.
Especially the Guns N’ Roses and Jimmy Buffett stations.
8. Cell phone holsters.
Especially if they’re from Brookstone.
10. Being superstitious about sports.
“If I don’t personally cradle this football through every game, there’s no way the Pats will win the Super Bowl!”