23 Things That Are Metal As Fuck

    EXIT LIGHT, ENTER NIGHT.

    1. This garbage bin.

    2. This Taylor Swift T-shirt.

    3. Eating.

    4. This tattoo shop.

    5. Jesus.

    6. This owl.

    7. This little girl.

    8. This corn flakes guy.

    9. These kittens.

    10. This:

    11. This billboard.

    12. These cacti.

    13. This license plate.

    14. Japan's all-black hamburgers.

    15. This:

    16. This album cover.

    17. This bird.

    18. These mozzarella sticks.

    19. This:

    20. This crosswalk.

    21. This poetry.

    22. All of Scandinavia.

    23. And this butterfly.