Going Out In College Vs. Going Out Now

I think I’m gonna call it a night. I had the LONGEST day.

1. Walking into your college bar:

2. Walking into the bar now:

3. Party timeline in college: 11 p.m. until WHENEVER!!!1!!!

4. Now: Dude, that’s so late though.

5. Watching your friend do body shots in college:

6. Watching people do body shots now:

7. Your going-out strategy, college:

8. The point of going out now:

9. College: The more crowded the bar, the better!

10. Now: But how are you supposed to HEAR?

11. In college: bragging about how many drinks you had.

12. Now: bragging about how you were in bed before midnight.

13. Hitting on people at college bars:

15. How you felt about bar bathrooms in college: whatever.

16. Going into a gross bar bathroom now:

17. Your drink of choice in your college days:

 

19. If a college bar didn’t have food: more room for alcohol!

21. Doing Jäger shots in college:

23. How you felt about going to a trendy bar in college:

24. How you feel at a trendy bar now:

25. At the end of the night, college era:

26. At the end of your night now:

27. The next morning in college: reflecting on how epic it was.

28. The next morning, now:

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