1. Everyone who watched Felicity had to weigh in on the MOST IMPORTANT DEBATE OF OUR LIFETIMES: Noel vs. Ben.
2. The answer is obvious: Noel, who is the sensitive, enlightened male of your DREAMS.
3. Noel is the kind of guy who will go with you to a party and hang by you all night, not ditch you to flirt with the Julies of the world.
4. If Ben was the brooding but creepy vampire guy from Twilight, Noel is the one with abs who turns into the wolf.
(I forget which is which and I’m too lazy to look it up.)