1. Twentysomething party: The fun doesn’t really get going until 11:30 p.m.
3. Twenties: You invite a million people and don’t care how many people are coming.
4. Thirties: Your guest rolled in with five of her friends and didn’t RSVP???
5. Twenties: Just throw your stuff wherever, it doesn’t matter.
6. Thirties: You gather coats and put them on your bed. Or on an actual coatrack!
7. The punch at a twentysomething party: a vat of Sunkist orange soda and Popov.
10. Thirties: huddling in bedrooms to look at someone’s wedding dress Pinterest board.
12. Thirtysomething party: checking out someone’s Vitamix.
OMG, I’ve wanted one for so long. How is it????