1. That cornhole is a very serious sport requiring Olympic-level athleticism.
2. Why Steak ‘n’ Shake is the greatest restaurant in the world.
8. Why you cannot remain Switzerland in this situation. You must choose.
10. The difference between pretty farmland and boring farmland.
13. That it took you forever to realize that not ALL girls wear this to the mall.
16. That the state fair is the BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE.
17. Why ranch dressing is pristine nectar of the gods.
19. That people can be nice without wanting something in return.
20. Why pre-tornado sky actually *is* interesting to talk about.
21. That saying “needs fixed” or “needs cut” is perfectly acceptable, grammatically speaking, and that’s the end of that discussion.
25. That cottonwood fluff is pretty but will make you sneeze.
27. That interstate competition is fierce and NO JOKE.
28. That 40 degrees is perfectly fine shorts weather.
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