As far as Thanksgiving movies go, your pickings are kind of slim. But THAT’S OK.
It’s OK because the most flawless Thanksgiving film has already been made, and you can watch it this year and every Thanksgiving from now on:
Don’t believe me? Here’s proof!
1. Drinking minis in a motel room has never looked so fun.
3. Because “YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!” is still the funniest phrase of all time.
6. Because Del Griffith is the suavest shower curtain ring salesman you will ever meet.
12. Because no actors could ever compete with Steve Martin and John Candy’s range of facial expressions.
19. Because Doobie’s Taxiola is infinitely better than any regular taxi.
20. Because you would have taken the two dollars and a Casio any day.
22. And of course, it brought us the greatest catchphrase in movie history:
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