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JessicaCarreiro

After graduating from college with a journalism degree, I became engrossed in the world of journalism. Issues like poverty, failure to launch among Millennials, and unemployment became my personal concentration; mainly because freelance journalism sucks, and drove me to become another impoverished Millennial looking for a full-time job. It did, however, enhance my satirical perspective and comedic output in the form of writing. So, for that, and that alone, I stick with it; like a battered wife with her abusive husband named, Writing.

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  • 10 Signs You Might Be A Cyber Masochist

    Do you find yourself scrolling with excitement to comment sections, sometimes even before finishing an article? If you, like me, are a cyber masochist, chances are that you have cleverly convinced yourself that you just want to educate yourself on other people’s perspectives, but who are you kidding? There’s only one perspective that you’re interested in reading, and that is the one that’s completely contrary to your own. You want to read the most ignorant, insane, illogical, devoid of intelligence, soul-crushingly backwards comment, so that you, and your sick little cyber masochist mind, can sink into a self-righteous funk which only copious amounts of Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes and baby kitten videos can drag you out of. I’m not saying that anyone who reads the comment sections of articles is a masochist, but it is one of several indications that you might be. For a full diagnostic test, consider the following 10 signs your WebM.D. list of symptoms which you can use to recklessly diagnose yourself like you’re a twenty-something without health insurance.

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