1. The Instamasochist
2. The "This Is Not News" Masochist
3. The Facebook Masochist
4. The Spoiler Masochist
5. The Grammar Masochist
6. The Downvote Masochist
7. The Vague Status Masochist
8. The Blog Maschochist
9. The Tumblr Masochist
10. The Commenter Masochist
Diagnosis and Treatment
If you have said yes to at least half of these, there's no easy way to tell you this, but it appears you have full-blown cyber masochism. The best course of treatment would be to stay away from the internet and surround yourself with like-minded people for awhile. However, being that you're not going to do that, I guess the next best option would be keep your cyber masochistic tendencies to a minimum, healthy level. Limit all rage-ridden rants on the idiocy of others to once a day, and consider this, like all other forms of part-time masochists, your quirky little kink. Compared to other cyber kinks, I'd say yours is pretty tame.