I once spent a cold afternoon minute carefully sculpting the most perfect biography out of random words.
Midwest / Male
I've Told Every Little Pumpkin (Linda Scott vs Smashing Pumpkins)
Supreme Evil (ELO vs The Supremes) + a dash of Michael … classic mash
how it really sounds…
Gorby -the four-way hit that brought the Berlin Wall down… and you thought it was Reagan.
Deep frying has been around a lot longer than high fructose corn syrup.
What is wrong with you people?
Bela Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus - The Hunger movie video
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I like an old school beardo. 1884 Beard Trimming Chart from the Popular Graphic Arts collection at the Library of Congress
FatHead Keith: Reporters Contradict McCain Camp's Role In 'B' Hoax
Ashley takes her perp walk for the cameras.
Rather than compete in the Super Bowl's “manliest ad” fight, Ol…
Aside from the blatant misogyny , the commercials during the Superb…
Conan employee Aaron Bleyart Tweeted some photos of the former stud…
Now that's a religion I could get behind.
BRB…getting my LEGOs.
They put a scantily clad woman on the cover of a sporting magazine!
Simon Cowell's new girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy is a bit older t…
Either a horrible name, or a truly epic restaurant.
Are we really supposed to believe that Joe Montana/anyone wears Sha…
This needs some egg cartridges and bacon stylus.
