Jerry Weaver
I once spent a cold afternoon minute carefully sculpting the most perfect biography out of random words.
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  • Seinfeld’s Elaine Dances to ABBA

    Seinfeld’s Elaine Benes gives a little kick to the big city’s oppressive patriarchy with her own inimitable way of dancing using ABBA’s “Elaine” as her simple soundtrack to freedom.

  • Obama Monkey Doll Man Rallies with Sarah

    After a Palin rally attendee realized he was caught on camera holding a stuffed monkey doll with a Barack Obama bumper sticker around it’s head, he removed the sticker and passed the offending prop off to a small child. His neck flaps dripping with sweat, he looked mildly embarrased to be caught. Time for your close-up, Mr. Monkey. Read the story at CBS News.

  • 10 Horrible Celebrity Looks for HDTV

    I have a 12” b&w portable tv hooked to my government subsidized HDTV converter. Who really looks like a Sweaty Nixon? a Pasty Vampire? Dish the dirt on the ugliest, most horrid looking celebrities.

    10 Horrible Celebrity Looks for HDTV
  • YouTube Haunts Former Customers of WaMu Bank

    drill baby drill

  • Geekdom Thrives on Economic Collapse

    Does catastrophic monetary hardship beget a more diverse scientific Ideosphere? What happened when a piece of Star Wars memorabilia became worth more than it’s weight in gold? Hyperinflation? Deflation? These questions and more will not be explored after the jump.

    Geekdom Thrives on Economic Collapse

    Link: fanboy.com

  • Cookbook of Geeky Cakes

    you know you’re gonna hafta to make these cakes aight? they ain’t gonna just pop themselves outta no portal. and they ain’t gonna b just sittin round the walmart so get back into teh kitchen.

    Cookbook of Geeky Cakes

    Link: schaft.net

  • McCain Attempts To Apply More Lipstick

    John McCain, suffering message whiplash after careening from a fundamentally strong economy to one teetering on the edge of a depression, attempted to alter the political landscape by changing the venue of Friday’s debate from Ole Miss to the floor of the Senate. Obama calmly told the Republican nominee, that much lipstick is making you look like the Joker.

    Jerry Weaver 4 years ago 1 response

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