I once spent a cold afternoon minute carefully sculpting the most perfect biography out of random words.
Midwest / Male
Deep frying has been around a lot longer than high fructose corn syrup.
What is wrong with you people?
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I like an old school beardo. 1884 Beard Trimming Chart from the Popular Graphic Arts collection at the Library of Congress
FatHead Keith: Reporters Contradict McCain Camp's Role In 'B' Hoax
Ashley takes her perp walk for the cameras.
Pittsburgh PD Press Conference Clip
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Hold still, this is going to hurt.
It's a dangerous thing, ambition. Ruined Mickey Mouse's whole career. - Myron Breckinridge
Andrea Mitchell after the last Presidential Debate, frontin' for Chan and now remixed into a plea for more Obamadough.
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Oh, there she is.
Martha wouldn't watch her if you paid her.
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