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Jerry Weaver

I once spent a cold afternoon minute carefully sculpting the most perfect biography out of random words.

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  • A teddy bear taking a selfie
  • A wooden post sticking out of the grass
  • A rainbow unicorn with an arrow pointing upward for a horn
  • A little cowboy with a big 'number one' hat crying for joy
  • Moses wearing sunglasses holding a list article carved into a tablet
  • Clipboard with a piece of paper on it that says 'do it to em', 'get stuff done', and 'be a legend'
  • The number one hundred thousand under a small green monster
  • The number two hundred and fifty thousand under an alien
  • The number five hundred thousand amongst a forest of eyeballs
  • The number one million on the earth, being watched by a planet sized eyeball
  • A person with their palms facing forward, wearing an uncooked turkey on their head
  • Butterflies flying around a pair of lips
  • A body builder cat flexing with 2022 written across its pecs
  • Snow White smiling serenely while looking at a bird that is perched on her hand
  • The golden snitch flying through the air
  • A green slime splatter
  • K-pop 'finger heart'
  • Funky disco dancer
  • A cat looking startled to see a human dressed as a cat eating from its bowl, labelled "Karen"
  • Two slimy tentacles touching and forming a heart shape
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  • Seinfeld's Elaine Dances to ABBA

    Seinfeld's Elaine Benes gives a little kick to the big city's oppressive patriarchy with her own inimitable way of dancing using ABBA's "Elaine" as her simple soundtrack to freedom.

  • Obama Monkey Doll Man Rallies with Sarah

    After a Palin rally attendee realized he was caught on camera holding a stuffed monkey doll with a Barack Obama bumper sticker around it's head, he removed the sticker and passed the offending prop off to a small child. His neck flaps dripping with sweat, he looked mildly embarrased to be caught. Time for your close-up, Mr. Monkey. Read the story at CBS News.

  • Political Graffiti

    People still have the ability to craft? Proof that not everyone cuts and pastes. Stencil graffiti. Street Art. Yes, there is one of Sarah Palin.

  • 10 Horrible Celebrity Looks for HDTV

    I have a 12" b&w portable tv hooked to my government subsidized HDTV converter. Who really looks like a Sweaty Nixon? a Pasty Vampire? Dish the dirt on the ugliest, most horrid looking celebrities.

  • Geekdom Thrives on Economic Collapse

    Does catastrophic monetary hardship beget a more diverse scientific Ideosphere? What happened when a piece of Star Wars memorabilia became worth more than it's weight in gold? Hyperinflation? Deflation? These questions and more will not be explored after the jump.

  • Cookbook of Geeky Cakes

    you know you're gonna hafta to make these cakes aight? they ain't gonna just pop themselves outta no portal. and they ain't gonna b just sittin round the walmart so get back into teh kitchen.

  • McCain Attempts To Apply More Lipstick

    John McCain, suffering message whiplash after careening from a fundamentally strong economy to one teetering on the edge of a depression, attempted to alter the political landscape by changing the venue of Friday's debate from Ole Miss to the floor of the Senate. Obama calmly told the Republican nominee, that much lipstick is making you look like the Joker.

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