1. Falling asleep while getting your ~LEWKS ON~ at the crack of dawn.
2. Wearing a beautiful gown... that you can't walk in without tripping.
3. Posing for approximately one million photos.
4. Dealing with chambelanes who'd clearly rather be anywhere else...
5. And who are PROBABLY going to drop you during the big lift.
6. Knowing your tías are going to be mad shady no matter what.
Buncha chismosas.