1.
Thou shalt maintain regular, non-creepy eye contact.
2.
Thou shalt banish the words of false prophets -- i.e. Pick Up Artists -- from thine actions.
3.
Thou shalt consider context.
4.
Thou shalt not hit on women when thou art on the subway, trapped in a metal tube together underground.
5.
Thou shalt not assume that buying a woman a drink buys you her time.
6.
Thou shalt be kind and gracious if thou art rejected.
7.
Thou shalt NOT honk or shout at women from thine car.
8.
Thou shalt consider how thou might want to be treated.
9.
Thou shalt not babytalk.
10.
Thou shalt consider online dating.
11.
Thou shalt not approach women with a sense of entitlement.
12.
Thou shalt genuinely pay attention.
13.
Thou shalt not follow a woman down the street. Seriously, bro?
14.
Thou shalt not immediately ask a woman if she is in a relationship.
15.
Thou shalt accept that so much is out of thine control.
16.
Thou shalt not "neg."
17.
Thou shalt not touch strangers.
18.
Thou shalt pay close attention to body language.
19.
Thou shalt not erupt into child-like tantrums if thou art rejected. Thou shalt respect a "No."
20.
Thou shalt feel free to offer rides home to those you know, but thou shalt not be defensive if thine offer is declined.
21.
Thou shalt recognize the value of friendship. Thou shalt not complain about the mythical "friend zone."
22.
Thou shalt allow for serendipity.
23.
Thou shalt not be afraid to show off a little wit.
24.
Thou shalt understand that thine intentions may not be her intentions. Thou shalt respect that!
25.
Thou shalt show respect. Respect for her safety, respect for her personhood, respect for her inalienable right to turn you down.
26.
Thou shalt enjoy thyself!
