If you are so incoherent that you have no idea what you’re saying, including claiming pregnancy, I’m pretty sure that’s a clear sign that you’re too drunk to drive.

If someone was walking around alone, setting up a tripod, and posing sadly in the middle of the street where people are trying to walk, I would be giving them some major side-eye, too.

We’re reporting from the future now? It’s only 8:20pm…

SJP is smizing the shit out of that photo.

I have trouble having sympathy for people who wait until April 14th to file.

1955?

It’s from “The Walking Dead: Seed (3.1)” (2012) Lori Grimes: We need to talk about…
Rick Grimes: About what?
Lori Grimes: Things we’ve been avoiding…
Rick Grimes: You wanna talk? Talk to Herschel. I’m doing stuff Lori. Things. Isn’t that enough? I’m still here.
Lori Grimes: You’re right. I’m sorry.
[Rick walks away]

Why would you blur out Kim Kardashian’s DOB? Is it a big secret or something?

YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL BRITNEY.

I worked at Bed Bath and Beyond for 6 months and never knew this.