3.
On any mention of New Zealand:
4.
On the way Lord of the Rings ruined everything:
5.
Or actually, maybe made everything better:
6.
Definitely made everything better:
8.
On swimwear etiquette in summer:
14.
On the darkest period in New Zealand's history:
21.
On international relations:
22.
On what New Zealand is really like:
23.
And the most offensive thing you can say to a Kiwi: