If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths

A dream is a wish your sloth makes.

1. Slotherella

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Plot: When Cinderella’s cruel stepmother prevents her from attending the Royal Ball, Cinderella enlists the help of her slothy slothmother and disguises herself as a majestic sloth.

2. Princess Slothmine

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Plot: Aladdin uses his third wish from the Genie to turn Jasmine into a sloth.

3. Sloth White

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Plot: Sloth White, pursued by a jealous queen, eats a poison apple and can only be awakened by a kiss. Luckily, Prince Charming has a thing for sloths.

4. Pocaslothas

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Plot: English colonists invade 17th century Virginia to find it’s been inhabited by sloth people.

5. Musloth

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Plot: To save her father from death in the army, a young sloth secretly goes in his place and pretends to be a human.

6. Slothiel

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Plot: A mersloth princess makes a bargain with an unscrupulous sloth-witch in order to meet a human prince on land.

7. Sloth

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Plot: Sloth, whose father is imprisoned by the Beast, slowly crawls to the castle. That’s it. That’s the movie.

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