What's your weirdest internet pastime? Here's mine:
It all started when I caught the flu a week before the Super Bowl, took slightly too much cough medicine, and came across a Left Shark costume disguised as a "Party Shark."
For some reason, Amazon sent me three shark costumes when I only paid for one. Keep your Powerball money; I won the real jackpot.
I was sick for two days and came back to a magical package at my desk.
Not pictured: The third shark costume, which no one wanted to wear.
After 3 minutes in the costume, I felt pretty sweaty and claustrophobic, so I decided to pawn it off on my friends.
Super Bowl Sunday arrived, Max suited up, and I immediately felt very, very guilty.
"It's really warm in here." —Max
"Get a shot with the Jaws picture in the background." —Max
"Will someone unzip me?" —Max
"Am I at least internet famous yet?" —Max
"I'm surprised Right Shark was able to pull it off." —Max
"I can't do anything in this thing." —Max
Left Shark is in a dark place and trying to open a beer with a hanger
"Just let me die." —Max
This post is dedicated to my friend Max.
