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The 1951 East High School Yearbook Is Better Than Yours

Senior quotes? More like sexually-charged personal ads. If you know any of these 80-year-old Ohioans, please give them a high-five and maybe some prune juice.

This is my grandma. This is her yearbook. Her senior “quote” was pretty normal.

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1. But the rest of her graduating class? Well, first there’s Larry Carey, a one-woman man.

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2. Then there’s Ratfoot, who’s into that kind of thing.

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3. There’s Spook, who asks the hard-hitting questions.

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4. There’s Johnson, who’s trying to get her flirt on.

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5. There’s Dick, who wants to be remembered for talking too much.

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6. There’s Vivian, who wants to be remembered for talking too little.

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7. There’s Bee Gee, who’s just here for George.

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Editor’s note: There is no one in this yearbook named “George.”

8. There’s Martha, who doesn’t think you’re ready for this jelly.

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9. There’s Bud, who’s READY FOR ANYTHING.

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10. There’s Lew, who’s working on his personal brand.

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11. There’s Margie, who gave up on this task.

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12. There’s Nancy, who similarly just wrote down some words.

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13. There’s Doc, who misspelled that on purpose.

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14. There’s Shirl, who won’t stop bragging.

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15. There’s Marlene, who quoted Marilyn Monroe before it was cool.*

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*This yearbook came out in the short period between the Gentlemen Prefer Blondes musical and film.

16. There’s Ida, who begs to differ, Marlene.

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17. There’s Evie, who… wait, what?

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18. There’s Cherrybone…

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19. And Karo…

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20. There’s Inman Sanford, Jr., a real chill guy.

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21. There’s Sleepy, the Taylor Swift of this high school.

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22. There’s Sweetpea, who is using this opportunity to test out a new catchphrase.

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23. There’s Clerkie, who sort of stole Sweetpea’s catchphrase.

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24. There’s Lester, a guy who “plays sports” in his leisure time.

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25. There’s Hack, a guy who knows what Lester really does in his leisure time.

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26. There’s Paul…

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27. And Millie, who’s tired of your crap, Paul.

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28. There’s Mitch, hater of group projects.

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29. There’s Glennie, who’s NOT LAZY, OK?

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30. There’s Eve, who possibly hates everyone.

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31. There’s Bob, who definitely hates everyone.

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32. There’s Letty, who wishes she could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we’d all eat it and be happy.

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33. And then there’s E-Jay, who’s skeptical of this whole yearbook thing.

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34. Go forth, speak to your parents and grandparents, and discover your own family’s bizarre yearbooks. May they be delightful and full of strange advice. And if they aren’t?

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All images were scanned from Columbus, Ohio’s East High School yearbook, 1951.

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