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37 Questions The "Harry Potter" Movies Need To Answer

WHY THE BURROW? WHY?

1. Why are Harry's eyes blue...

2. ...and Lily's eyes BROWN?!

3. Why is movie Ginny so shit?

4. What the hell is with this gross and awkward kiss?! Plus, it stopped us from seeing where the diadem was hidden?!?

5. Where was the rest of the World Cup?

6. Why did Lavender have to die?

7. Where the hell is Peeves?

8. Why did we never get to see sassy Harry?

9. Why did we never get to see the Sphinx in the third task?

10. Lol who the fuck is Nigel?

11. Also, who's Bem and why did he switch houses?

12. Why didn't we get to see S.P.E.W.?

13. And what's with leaving out the fact that Wormtail died because he had a moment of disloyalty to Voldemort?

14. Why did you stop the world from knowing that Percy ended up being a HUGE ASSHAT?

15. Where was Dumbledore's backstory?

16. Where was the memorial in Godric's Hollow?

17. Why didn't you explain why Petunia "hated" magic so much?

18. Also, why did you leave out the "remember my last" howler?

19. Why did we never get to see the Deathday Party scene?

20. Where did the twins get the money to BUY A SHOP?!

21. Why didn't we see HERMIONE make the move on Ron when he talked about saving the house elves?

22. Also pretty sure that Kreacher was supposed to be FIGHTING IN THE BATTLE AND LEADING THE HOUSE ELVES?

23. Where the hell was Dumbledore's funeral?

24. Why did Lavender Brown suddenly become white when she was a love interest?

25. And WHAT HAPPENED TO POOR PROFESSOR FLITWICK?

26. Why did we not get to see Harry CRUCIO a Death Eater for spitting in McGonagall's face?

27. Where are Hermione's buck teeth and frizzy hair?

28. Where did this mirror come from, huh? And how did Aberforth get the second one?

29. Why did you totally ignore the huge number of issues that would come up with Harry's and Voldy's wands sharing a core?????

30. Why did you never bother to take 30 SECONDS to explain who the Marauders were?!

31. Why was Cormac McLaggen on the train in Deathly Hallows WHEN HE'D ALREADY GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS?!

32. HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND HORCRUXES WHEN YOU LITERALLY CUT OUT ALL THE MEMORIES THAT EXPLAIN THEM??!?!??!

33. HAHAHAHA WHAT?!?!?!!!!

34. WTF IS THIS YOU NEED TO REPAIR YOUR OWN WAND FIRST HARRY???!!!!

35. AND WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

36. AND THIS???!!!

37. AND THIS???!!!?!????!?!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!???