17 Great Things No One Tells You About Being A Lesbian

    No dicks. None at all.

    1. When you move in with your girlfriend, your wardrobe literally doubles.

    2. Ditto your makeup bag.

    3. And your shoe collection if you're lucky enough to have the same size feet.

    4. You're 100% more likely to have tampons in the house when you need them.

    5. And you never have to deal with trying to explain to a man how and where to buy them.

    6. Kissing a girl is so much softer and lovelier than kissing a boy.

    7. Plus, no beard rash.

    8. You never ever have to experience pregnancy scares.

    9. It's a lot easier to communicate with someone who doesn't speak in grunts half the time.

    10. And there's never any facial hair in the sink.

    11. The sex is better. Actually scientifically proven to be better.

    12. You get to snuggle with someone who's not covered in body hair.

    13. And it's much easier to take turns being the big spoon.

    14. Plus, you have the added bonus of not waking up with a boner sticking into your back.

    15. You're much more likely to have a girlfriend who can braid your hair than a boyfriend who can.

    16. Women smell a lot better than men.

    17. Also, boobs.