21 Ways To Really Anger An Australian

    "I don't have Vegemite... is Marmite OK?"

    Jemima Skelley
    by Jemima Skelley

    BuzzFeed Staff, Australia

    1. "Put another shrimp on the barbie!"

    Marvel

    2. "Vegemite is gross."

    Columbia Pictures

    3. "I'm offended by people who say 'cunt'."

    NBC

    4. "Service station sausage rolls do not taste good."

    NBC

    5. "I don't think 'girt' is a real word."

    Newmarket

    6. "Australians drink too much."

    Sony Pictures

    7. "New Zealand is the greatest country on earth."

    FOX

    8. "Goon is actually really gross though."

    ABC

    9. "Fosters is probably the greatest beer known to man."

    FX

    10. "AFL is a really stupid sport when you think about it."

    Channel 9

    11. "They're actually called flip-flops."

    Village Roadshow

    12. "Let's go to the Gold Coast for a nice, relaxing holiday in mid-to-late-November."

    Channel 10

    13. "Cricket's pretty boring, hey?"

    Paramount Pictures

    14. "And the English cricket team is way better than the Aussies anyway."

    Channel Nine

    15. "Pies should only have fruit in them."

    ABC Family

    16. "I hate the beach."

    The CW

    17. "Please don't swear around me."

    ABC

    18. "Nah... I don't really like nicknames."

    Paramount Pictures

    19. "What's a 'bottle-o'?"

    Network Ten

    20. "I don't have Vegemite, is Marmite OK?"

    ITV

    21. "The Hemsworths aren't even that attractive."

    Marvel

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