23 Things People Who Love Eating Would Never Say

    "Please, have the last slice of pizza."

    1. I had a big a lunch, I'll probably just skip dinner.

    2. I'll pass on dessert.

    3. I forgot to eat.

    4. I can't remember what I had for dinner last night.

    5. I stop eating when I'm full.

    6. I've never grated cheese for my pasta and then eaten half of it while standing in my kitchen.

    7. I can't eat breakfast, it's too early in the morning.

    8. I have nothing in my fridge.

    9. Grocery shopping is the worst.

    10. Pizza is gross.

    11. I don't spend my whole day thinking about my next meal.

    12. How can anyone eat a whole pint of ice cream in a night?

    13. Fresh bread smells gross.

    14. I've never tried to use mind control on my waiter to make my food come faster.

    15. I've never eaten a midnight snack by the light of my refrigerator.

    16. Mac 'n' cheese is for kids.

    17. I've never finished a four-serving meal on my own.

    18. I've never had two dinners in one night.

    19. Please, take half of my fries. I wasn't gonna finish them anyway.

    20. I hate Thanksgiving.

    21. Let's split dessert.

    22. What's a food coma?

    23. Please, have the last slice of pizza.