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    Woman Files Complaint to Protect Kid's Innocence (AKA, Keep Lesbian Teacher Away)

    A mother has filed a complaint against a D.C. elementary school to protect her kid’s “sense of innocence.” So what did the school do? Show her seven-year-old dirty movies? Make her draw swastikas? No and No. They let a lesbian teach little kids. Quelle horreur.Margaret C. Hemenway announced on the PFOX blog (one of those groups that peddles the notion that the “ex-gay” movement works) that she and her husband were “astonished” when their first-grader came home to say her teacher was getting married to another woman.