Get ready for another round of outrage at the TSA. Breast cancer survivor Adrienne Durso says she was forced to undergo an invasive pat-down on the delicate skin left by a mastectomy by an agent at the Albuquerque International Sunport airport. When her 17-year-old son wanted to know why his mom was being singled out, and he wasn’t being searched, the agent’s supervisor allegedly stated that he “didn’t have boobs.”
Ah, so that’s the pre-requisite for getting a pat down
Well, two mouse dads anyway. In a completely convoluted process that had something to do with the X chromosomes on boy DNA and the Y chromosomes on another boy’s DNA, University of Texas geneticists just made mothers obsolete! Let’s go drink the wine we couldn’t have for nine whole months! Wait, what? Obsolete?
There are thousands of people who won’t make it home for the holidays this year. They’re the men and women in the United States military. And they deserve a happy holiday too… and this list says your undies are the best bet.
If the Tea Party sweeps the November elections, some Americans fear it will be the end of the world. Glenn Beck agrees.
Why else would he be advocating we all buy food insurance kits to survive Armageddon?
The Boy Scouts have proven they’re prepared to take your money — any way they can. They’ve surprised absolutely no one with their decision not to let a gay dad serve as a scout leader in his son’s Scout troop. But he can still fund raise for them.
Ann Coulter has spent much of the past few months arguing “anchor babies” don’t deserve citizenship in America just based on the location of their birth. Apparently the right wing pundit doesn’t pay much attention to location herself.
A Tea Party group is taking heat this week for depicting President Obama as a slavedriver on a float in a parade in Washington State this past weekend.
Ah, another day, another set of Tea Partiers who can’t believe their questionable tactics are being called racist.
Memo to the Tea Party: before you plan your next rally, how about reading a few newspapers?
Stop complaining about your height.
Edward Nino Hernandez has got you beat.
The world’s shortest man is just 27 inches tall. We should mention he is also 24 years old.
And he’s not short enough.
There’s no way to tell how many women spit and how many swallow when it comes to fellatio.
But if you’re in the latter camp and want to get into the former, how about some incentive to convince him you should never have to swallow again?
We’re talking semen recipes, ladies!
We’ve seen the home renovation game turn contractors into stars — hello, Ty Pennington.
So what’s a washed-up rap star to do when having your song covered on Glee isn’t enough to put you back on top?
Er, sign with the DIY Network and start renovating homes? Cue The Vanilla Ice Project