The late Douglas Legler, from Fargo, North Dakota, may have the funniest and most concise obituary ever.
Legler's daughter, Janet Stoll, said he wanted his parting words to be to the point.
The former driver for Nash Finch and vending machine repairman was known for his amusing personality, which Stoll described as "quick-witted and funny."
"He was one of a kind, he really was. Everyone loved him that met him," his daughter said, adding, "I'm sure he's laughing up there now."