2. King Dong
4. The Cannon
A foot fetish is one thing, but, ladies and gentlemen, THERE IS A VAGINA IN THE HEEL OF A SHOE. Let me repeat, THIS IS A VAGINA HEEL.
This is what nightmares are made of.
A foot fetish is one thing, but, ladies and gentlemen, THERE IS A VAGINA IN THE HEEL OF A SHOE. Let me repeat, THIS IS A VAGINA HEEL.
I'm not sure what's better, the "3 out of this world love holes" or the "free alien lube."
Just imagine losing this in your house and, one night, being woken up by a strange sound of...something vibrating? What is that? you wonder, searching for the source of the noise. A FUCKING WIGGLING DISEMBODIED TONGUE IS WHAT. GODDAMN.
Oh god why. WHY. Yes, it does exactly what you think it does. "Unscrew the bottom ring on the flask using the included allen wrenches, and insert testicles." Nope nope nope nope nope.
Just...just look at that soda can for comparison. NOPE.
This goes INSIDE A PENIS. JESUS CHRIST. I'M DONE HERE. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH NOPE IN THE WORLD.