1. When Tiffani-Amber Thiessen quoted High School Musical.
2. When Elizabeth Berkley chuckled at some girl jumping on their limo to confess her love for Zack Morris.
3. When Dustin Diamond timed out Mark Paul Gosselaar's time-out.
4. When things got a little racist.
5. And then a lot more racist.
6. When Tiffani-Amber predicted Showgirls.
7. Oh, wait, more racism!
8. When Tiffani-Amber broke it down.
9. When Indonesia came up again.
10. When Tiffani-Amber denounced reading.
11. And NBC exec Brandon Tartikoff denounced Jerry Seinfeld.
12. When Mario Lopez was faced with this conundrum.
13. When this girl lived her life according to Kelly Kapowski.
14. Which led Elizabeth to say this.
15. And it gave her a genius beyond genius idea.
16. And then she too predicted the future.
17. When Dustin Diamond had a pink-framed fantasy sequence.
18. When things got existential.
19. When puberty happened.
20. When Tori Spelling turned down Dustin.
21. When Elizabeth was SO excited about Jessie's caffeine pill episode.
22. But then Dustin kind of ruined the moment.
23. When Lark Voorhies threw this in Mark Paul's face.
24. When Dustin needed to get out his aggression and hit the gym.
25. And the bottle.
26. When Dustin finally got some.
27. When Tiffani-Amber once again broke it down.
28. When Dustin got stoned.
29. When Mario had to wear this in the finale.
30. When we said good-bye to Bayside again.
31. And got one last time-out.
