The only thing that’s kept me from buying a bunch of them is the price tag. I may have to buy at least a pair to try out, though.
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What the hell is wrong with people? Doing this kind of thing to anyone is unconscionable, but there’s something especially messed up about people who get off on screwing with babies.
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#9 $75? Dang, I rented a buck to impregnate my does for as long as I needed him for $20. Then again, if you’re familiar with male goats, the guy I rented him from could practically have paid me to take the buck off his hands for a while.
Response to 21 Times #GrowingUpAGirl Got Way, Way Too Real:
“Little girls should be cute and petite.” - My third grade teacher. “Tell her to fuck off.” - My mom. I was never petite, but fuck you Mrs. Third Grade Teacher, I’ll define cute for myself. Yes, it still rankles more than 30 years later.
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Response to Let Your Vagina Breathe, Says Science:
That’s pretty much my story, too. I loved going commando, but these days it’s just not as comfortable. Instead I choose the most comfortable, breathable underwear. Comfort is queen as far as I’m concerned, be it covered or commando.
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Response to Can We Guess What Pisses You Off?:
You got: Slow Walkers
You hate nothing more than when you’ve got somewhere to go and can’t get there because *that* guy, walking as slow as humanly possible in front of you, is holding up traffic. Bingo! On the rare occasions when I go to the mall, my son will watch me, and he knows that as my smile gets tighter and tighter that I am expending more and more energy not to just shove past people. He finds it funny because he knows that the worst I’ll ever do is grouse to him about the “mall crawl.” I think he finds mall shopping with me to be a spectator sport.
Response to 29 Perfectly Lazy Products Your Bedroom Needs:
I don’t know whether to be amused or chagrined that I already own the pillow, the laptop stand, and a remote with five buttons for my lamps and fans.
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