Imagining Lady Gaga's Storylines On "American Horror Story: Hotel"

Gaga's gonna marry the night. Literally.

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After Lady Gaga announced she would be joining the cast of American Horror Story: Hotel, I couldn't help but imagine what storylines Ryan Murphy and his staff would script for her. Would she arrive on set during a cold, rainy, spring afternoon? Step into her trailer and finding Ryan waiting for her, script in hand?

"Glad to have you here, Gaga," he'd say.

"Don't call me Gaga," She'd coo, diving into the script...

Episode 1: "The Telephone Rings At Midnight"

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Episode 2: "Venus de Murdero"

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Episode 3: "Constructed From The Body Parts of Dead People This Way"

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Episode 4: "A Sexxx Dream on Elm Street"

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Episode 5: "Speak Now, or Forever Rest in Pieces"

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Episode 6: "So Happy I Could Die a Hero Without Living Long Enough to See Myself Become a Villain"

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Episode 7: "I Resurrect for the Applause"

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Episode 8: "What Do You Mean You're Not Coming Back, Jessica Lange?"

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See how accurate our predictions are when American Horror Story: Hotel debuts this fall!