1.
Testing Wolverine's patience for this holiday shit.
2.
S.H.I.E.L.D. fought the deadly organization O.R.N.A.M.E.N.T.S.
3.
Flash can't decide if fighting gun-toting Santas or deciding to spend the holidays in Boca was a worse decision.
4.
Decorating the tree with THEMSELVES, like, is this a new thing that youths are doing?
5.
RUINING WRAPPING PAPER.
6.
Fat shaming Santa Claus. Not everyone was born with alien six-pack abs, Clark.
7.
Making Santa finally answer for kissing Iron Man's mommy underneath the mistletoe that night.
8.
Role-playing as Santa's reindeer, which, I'm not judging Bruce and Dick's sex life. But...
9.
Having snowball fights.
10.
Finding out that even Santa has to hold down two jobs in this economy.
11.
Freaking the fuck out of Santa Claus.
12.
Bothering mall Santas when they're on their lunch break.
13.
Sitting through a long-ass production of The Nutcracker.
14.
Realizing that either someone got White Elephant confused with Secret Santa or Tony Stark's a cheap son of a bitch.
15.
Watching Gremlins, everyone's favorite Christmas movie.
16.
Realizing they spent all their damn rent money buy Christmas presents.
18.
Believing in the social, political, and economic equality of the Clauses.
19.
Robin ruining the fucking day AGAIN and Batman uploading the photo to Instagram with "#ChristmasFail."
20.
RIPPING THOSE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS DOWN THE MIDNIGHT THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT.
21.
Celebrating Christmas all year round, basically, because this heffa is a walking bag of Christmas lights.
