Look at them right in the eyes with a calm blank face. Transition into a very subtle grin and just say "fall". It will leave them confused and horrified as to what you mean. Physically fall? Mentally? Noone knows, but it'll really mess with them.
Ahh wolf spiders. Living in the middle of the woods teaches you how to deal with those little (actually quite large) shits. I have to deal with at least 2 of them a week, and they can kill a small dog with one bite, so dealing with them is fun....
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