21 Things That Terrify Every Desi Twentysomething

    When the rickshaw-wala takes a shortcut you don't recognise.

    1. When the rickshaw-wala takes a turn you don't recognise.

    2. WhatsApp family groups.

    3. "My son plays in a band. Beta, bring your instrument; show uncle aunty how you play."

    4. Opening a tub of ice-cream with one eye closed, because there might be curry inside.

    5. This.

    6. Thinking about whether you will ever be able to afford your own house.

    7. Finding out that a cousin your age has just passed with flying colours.

    8. When a cousin your age is "a suitable boy/girl."

    9. "Sorry, we do not deliver to your area."

    10. When thullas stop your car and you have your stash with you.

    11. Just the thought of forgetting to renew your mobile data plan and going over unknowingly for days.

    12. Meeting your parents while smelling like cigarettes.

    13. Having someone show up at your house when you've just gotten a hair oil champi done.

    14. Getting off a bus and being unable to feel your phone in your pocket.

    15. When you're out and your mom calls your friend's phone instead of yours.

    16. When your relatives are over and they just think they can walk into your room unannounced.

    17. A Facebook friend request from your chachi.

    18. "I found you on Twitter," - Literally any family member ever.

    19. Coming back home to see your mom cleaning your cupboard/drawers.

    20. Living under the life-threatening fear of having a sibling rat out on you to your parents.

    21. When you're out doing things that would bring shame to your entire family and you see this.